Yid Vicious:

Nowadays, you just can't get anywhere without good marketing.  Snappy ads, flashy websites, well-groomed sandwich-board-bearers:  these are the hallmarks of a successful and competitive organization.  With that in mind, some of us down at Yid Vicious Headquarters got to thinking:  what's Yid Vicious lacking in the marketing department?  Answer:  a snappy slogan.  You know, something really memorable like the Ford Pinto's "Burning is fun!" campaign; or Monsanto's "Family farms suck!"  We spent a lot of time furrowing our brows, rolling up our shirt-sleeves and burning the midnight oil.  Then, we remembered about the slogan and got back to working on that.  And now we have it.  The new slogan:

"Yid Vicious: Failure IS an option!"

THINK ABOUT IT:  all those other companies and paramilitary organizations that state that failure is NOT an option are actually LIMITING YOUR OPTIONS!  Here at Yid Vicious, we believe in freedom and the right to choose.  Why should you hire a klezmer band that only allows half of the available options?  Yid Vicious will NEVER take away your right to choose between success and failure.  It's not just bad business, it's downright un-American.  And nothing says "America" like Yid Vicious.

Wait a minute.  "Nothing says 'America' like Yid Vicious."  That has a pretty nice ring, doesn't it?  I mean, the first slogan was good and all, but sticking the word "America" in there...it's pretty evocative, and it will sell in the heartland and among the fifty-and-overs.  Hmmmmm.  I think another meeting of the Yid Vicious marketing team is in order before we have the big roll-out.  Meanwhile, keep getting ready for the Yid Vicious East Coast Countdown, starting soon!

-Urban Van Hoof